Thursday, August 16, 2007

Dick Cheney's Crystal Balls











Hmmmm...bet they've never been seen in the same place together....


Dick Cheney is one smart man. In fact, I suspect he may be a genius who has built a flux capacitor that he keeps hidden somewhere in his garage. Sometimes, late at night when the paparazzi are all tucked up in their beds, he'll quietly insert his flux capacitor into his special time-travel car and voyage back and forth between now and 1994. How else could he have foreseen this? It's not like it was always obvious or anything.

Verily I say to you, YouTube shall set us free. Amen.

Still? My question is: How could an intelligent person in the public eye whose every statement has been closely analyzed for much of his working life say this on the record and then, a few years later, pull a complete 180 and think nobody will remember? It's on the record.

What are they thinking? Do they really think the public is that stupid? Or are they just not technosavvy? Or do they have memory loss problems? Or did they think they'd sufficiently paid off the press not to circulate said evidence? What are they thinking? What?

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4 Comments:

Blogger Ann-imal said...

Hello my friend and welcome back from the west coast! I have perused your pics and it seems you and Jack had a great time!

Anyhoo, back to what your post is talking about... The sad thing is, well, the whole American government doesn't seem to care whether they constantly make hypocritical statements because they don't seem to bide by the same rules as society and THEY seem to think they have the right to do whatever they want whenever they want! In short - they suck. Sorry, couldn't come up with any intelligent put downs... They just stink.

OR, like in the Vegas casinos, is the government pumping some zombifying gas into the mega malls of 'Merica enabling them to numb the minds of the capitolistic masses?

10:50 AM  
Blogger whyioughtta said...

Hi Annimal: I think the zombifying gas is back-firing on them. Did you notice how Cheney never blinks in the video? That's zombie behaviour.

12:36 PM  
Blogger Manuel said...

arrogance init?

7:26 AM  
Blogger whyioughtta said...

Man: Yup. All of the above.

2:05 PM  

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